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Syria-Jordan border reopens amid probe into deadly air strikes

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 03:10 am
Syria-Jordan border reopens amid probe into deadly air strikes — Australia
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The Straight Version

Jordan and Syria reopen border while ministers set up a security committee amid an air strike probe.

The UNHINGED Take

Jordan and Syria open up again while ministers wield intel like a drunken barbie, swapping secrets over a security committee that's as useful as a paper cut on a dead crew.

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COURAGELESS CALLS / 10

Jordan and Syria open up again while ministers wield intel like a drunken barbie, swapping secrets over a security committee that's as useful as a paper cut on a dead crew.

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Jordan and Syria open up again while ministers wield intel like a drunken barbie, swapping secrets over a security committee that's as useful as a paper cut on a dead crew. COURAGELESS CALLS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/syria-jordan-border-reopens-amid-probe-into-d

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