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The sickening claims against Thomas Markle set a family test for the royals

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·7 Nov, 03:52 am
The sickening claims against Thomas Markle set a family test for the royals — Australia
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The Straight Version

Thomas Markle's claims ignite a royal family drama.

The UNHINGED Take

Royal gutters drop, Markle piles on the drama like lost crocs in a swamp. The family’s a clown pit, and the world’s serving free popcorn.

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ROYAL WHACK / 10

Royal gutters drop, Markle piles on the drama like lost crocs in a swamp.

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