The Straight Version
Three thieves captured in a stolen car fly through Brisbane in an illegal aerial chase.
The UNHINGED Take
Muppets tried to pump a stolen car through Brisbane. The sky's justice crash‑handled them – now they're stuck in a parking lot of shame.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Muppets tried to pump a stolen car through Brisbane.
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