The Straight Version
Trump bribed Michigan Democrat Haley Stevens to switch parties and lauded her for campaigning for GOP Mike Rogers.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump's gushing handshake with a Democrat is a bloody joke, a hollow hype for a taxpayer‑robber. The bastard's burger‑size ego will spit a tumbleweed of ruin.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Trump's gushing handshake with a Democrat is a bloody joke, a hollow hype for a taxpayer‑robber.
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