The Straight Version
Trump offers UFC chief Dana White White House press secretary job.
The UNHINGED Take
White's likely to jab the press at the Oval Office like sweat‑faced pit‑bull. Looks like Trump's greatest fight tonight is a substitute for the usual political PR.
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The Bottom Line
BRAIN FUMBLE / 10
White's likely to jab the press at the Oval Office like sweat‑faced pit‑bull.
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