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‘Twisted mass of metal’: At least 68 dead in ‘apocalyptic’ high-speed train crash in Spain

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·28 Oct, 04:52 pm
‘Twisted mass of metal’: At least 68 dead in ‘apocalyptic’ high-speed train crash in Spain — Australia
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The Straight Version

The disaster unfolded when a high-speed train carrying hundreds of passengers from Madrid to Seville in southwestern Spain slammed into the rear of another train.

The UNHINGED Take

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