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Ukraine: Ceasefire holds for its first 30 hours in occupied Oleshky

๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ AustraliaยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: France 24ยท28 Oct, 10:46 am
Ukraine: Ceasefire holds for its first 30 hours in occupied Oleshky โ€” Australia
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The Straight Version

A local ceasefire in occupied Oleshky has held for thirty hours while conflict continues elsewhere in Ukraine.

The UNHINGED Take

Giving a city a thirty-hour nap while the rest of the country burns is like putting a band-aid on a blown-up bus. Absolute muppet-tier diplomacy from these cooked tactical geniuses.

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The Bottom Line

COSMIC JOKE / 10

Giving a city a thirty-hour nap while the rest of the country burns is like putting a band-aid on a blown-up bus.

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Giving a city a thirty-hour nap while the rest of the country burns is like putting a band-aid on a blown-up bus. COSMIC JOKE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/ukraine-ceasefire-holds-for-its-first-30-hours #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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