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US midterms 2026 LIVE updates: Polls open across America with key states threatening President Trump, Republican majority; ‘Blue wave’ predicted for Democrats in House and Senate

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·3 Nov, 05:28 pm
US midterms 2026 LIVE updates: Polls open across America with key states threatening President Trump, Republican majority; ‘Blue wave’ predicted for Democrats in House and Senate — Australia
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The Straight Version

US midterms 2026 underway, Polls warn President Trump could lose power.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump's lobbyists are scrambling while the American electorate swears they’re tired of his roto pretendness. Republicans are desperate to hand over the day.

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Trump's lobbyists are scrambling while the American electorate swears they’re tired of his roto pretendness.

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Trump's lobbyists are scrambling while the American electorate swears they’re tired of his roto pretendness. PAINFUL NEGLECT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/us-midterms-2026-live-updates-polls-open-across #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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