The Straight Version
Perth is ranked as one of worst cities globally for cyclists.
The UNHINGED Take
Perth's roads are a pancake of potholes; cyclists get crushed, politicos flat out ignore safety like a shady lounge that never clears the mess.
The Bottom Line
WORST RIDE / 10
Perth's roads are a pancake of potholes; cyclists get crushed, politicos flat out ignore safety like a shady lounge that never clears the mess.
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