The Straight Version
Westpac expects 11 per cent house price fall, posts $6.8 billion profit
The UNHINGED Take
"Westpac expects 11 per cent house price fall, posts $6.8 billion profit" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

The Bottom Line
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"Westpac expects 11 per cent house price fall, posts $6.8 billion profit" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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