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White House: ‘Trump was not on the ballot’

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·4 Nov, 03:42 am
White House: ‘Trump was not on the ballot’ — Australia
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White House: ‘Trump was not on the ballot’

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"White House: ‘Trump was not on the ballot’" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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"White House: ‘Trump was not on the ballot’" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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