The Straight Version
Hackers accessed names, contact details and total spend, but not payment details or passwords, the company said.
The UNHINGED Take
"Who Gives A Crap confirms customer data exposed in third party software breach" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Who Gives A Crap confirms customer data exposed in third party software breach" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Who Gives A Crap confirms customer data exposed in third party software breach" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/who-gives-a-crap-confirms-customer-data-exposed #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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