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Who is Jess Wilson? The millennial Liberal leader on the cusp of history in Victorian election

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Guardian Australia·30 Oct, 02:00 pm
Who is Jess Wilson? The millennial Liberal leader on the cusp of history in Victorian election — Australia
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The Straight Version

Jess Wilson, Victorian opposition leader, scrambled when her campaign posted a video of her in a speedos.

The UNHINGED Take

Jess Wilson’s speedos stunt proves politicians aren’t from the Dirtnik Hall of Fame. Victorian electorate now watching for the next lobbyist‑cuck‑in‑gym‑routine.

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SPEEDOS SCUM / 10

Jess Wilson’s speedos stunt proves politicians aren’t from the Dirtnik Hall of Fame.

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