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André Mendonça extingue processo de abertura de sigilo de Lula e Flávio no TSE

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Estadão·5 Nov, 07:59 pm
André Mendonça extingue processo de abertura de sigilo de Lula e Flávio no TSE — Brazil
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The Straight Version

André Mendonça cancels court case to lift secrecy on Lula and Flavio at TSE.

The UNHINGED Take

Mendonça is the line‑man of lies, squeezing secrets into TSE's shadows like a drug dealer. Lula and Flavio limp through the dark, while he sells a piece of justice for cheap bribes.

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The Bottom Line

ATROCIDADE TOTAL / 10

Mendonça is the line‑man of lies, squeezing secrets into TSE's shadows like a drug dealer.

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Mendonça is the line‑man of lies, squeezing secrets into TSE's shadows like a drug dealer. ATROCIDADE TOTAL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/andr-mendon-a-extingue-processo-de-abertura-de #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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