The Straight Version
Noroeste Fluminense seized 17 firearms (142.9% rise), arrested 56 people, executed 42 police actions in October
The UNHINGED Take
29º BPM firing 42 'bribes' of police actions, yet Tenente-Coronel Marcolongo floats high while guns spike 142.9% - congrats, you're still firing less than your own ammunition

The Bottom Line
WAR IS SO GOOD / 10
29º BPM firing 42 'bribes' of police actions, yet Tenente-Coronel Marcolongo floats high while guns spike 142.9% - congrats, you're still firing less than your own ammunition
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29º BPM firing 42 'bribes' of police actions, yet Tenente-Coronel Marcolongo floats high while guns spike 142.9% - congrats, you're still firing less than your own ammunition WAR IS SO GOOD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/apreens-es-de-armas-aumentam-143-e-56 #NZElect
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