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Apreensões de armas aumentam 143% e 56 pessoas são presas em outubro no Noroeste Fluminense

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Folha de S.Paulo·6 Nov, 09:23 pm
Apreensões de armas aumentam 143% e 56 pessoas são presas em outubro no Noroeste Fluminense — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Noroeste Fluminense seized 17 firearms (142.9% rise), arrested 56 people, executed 42 police actions in October

The UNHINGED Take

29º BPM firing 42 'bribes' of police actions, yet Tenente-Coronel Marcolongo floats high while guns spike 142.9% - congrats, you're still firing less than your own ammunition

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The Bottom Line

WAR IS SO GOOD / 10

29º BPM firing 42 'bribes' of police actions, yet Tenente-Coronel Marcolongo floats high while guns spike 142.9% - congrats, you're still firing less than your own ammunition

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29º BPM firing 42 'bribes' of police actions, yet Tenente-Coronel Marcolongo floats high while guns spike 142.9% - congrats, you're still firing less than your own ammunition WAR IS SO GOOD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/apreens-es-de-armas-aumentam-143-e-56 #NZElect

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