The Straight Version
São Luís will sell commerce on Republic day, under Fecomércio-MA's 8‑14 and 13‑21 rush.
The UNHINGED Take
Fecomércio-MA and Sindcomerciários staging a circus; open day trick: double pay for hands to bleed, R$13 tax per worker—like paying for a goat's sacrifices. São Luís, selling freedom like bingo tickets.
The Bottom Line
DEAFENING SUCCESS / 10
Fecomércio-MA and Sindcomerciários staging a circus; open day trick: double pay for hands to bleed, R$13 tax per worker—like paying for a goat's sacrifices.
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