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Dia do Servidor Público e Finados: veja o que abre e o que fecha no DF neste feriadão

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Folha de S.Paulo·30 Oct, 05:00 am
Dia do Servidor Público e Finados: veja o que abre e o que fecha no DF neste feriadão — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Brazil's public holidays shut some services, while health and police keep running.

The UNHINGED Take

G1 showing out‑of‑order passes while Febraban slumbers, police marching 190, ambulances humming vacuum—public services guiding Brasília's sugar‑coat chaos.

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

G1 showing out‑of‑order passes while Febraban slumbers, police marching 190, ambulances humming vacuum—public services guiding Brasília's sugar‑coat chaos.

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