The Straight Version
Over 57,000 students across Brazil's Vale do Paraíba region are sitting the first day of the ENEM 2026 exam.
The UNHINGED Take
Fifty-seven thousand kids wasting black pens and five hours of their lives just to deliver iFood with a degree. Taubaté hasn't seen a bigger scam since the fake pregnant lady.
The Bottom Line
UBER DRIVER FACTORY / 10
Fifty-seven thousand kids wasting black pens and five hours of their lives just to deliver iFood with a degree.
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