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Ethiopia expands hydropower ambitions

๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท BrazilยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: France 24ยท4 Nov, 11:19 am
Ethiopia expands hydropower ambitions โ€” Brazil
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The Straight Version

Ethiopia is aggressively expanding hydropower projects on the Omo River to become Africa's leading energy exporter.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking a massive dam project is a personality trait. Ethiopia is just building a glorified water-slap to flex on neighbors while pretending they give a damn about global climate PR.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL EGO TRIP / 10

Imagine thinking a massive dam project is a personality trait.

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