The Straight Version
André Janones created 'Exército do Lula', amassing 10M followers but declines a ministry.
The UNHINGED Take
Janones flexes his 10M army like a meme king, then says no ministry—because he’s all about Instagram votes not actual governance. Lula’s got a puppet, not a project manager.
The Bottom Line
PUPPET MASTER / 10
Janones flexes his 10M army like a meme king, then says no ministry—because he’s all about Instagram votes not actual governance.
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Janones flexes his 10M army like a meme king, then says no ministry—because he’s all about Instagram votes not actual governance. PUPPET MASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/ex-rcito-do-lula-janones-fala-sobre-canal #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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