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Family wealth, Epstein, ‘vanity projects’: How Democrats plan to investigate Trump after midterms

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 05:30 pm
Family wealth, Epstein, ‘vanity projects’: How Democrats plan to investigate Trump after midterms — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Democrats plot to launch investigations into Trump’s empire after the 2024 elections.

The UNHINGED Take

Bullsh*t Democrats ready to hack Trump’s cash swamp, turning the White House into a dodgeball arena. Ever the ‘family wealth, Epstein, vanity projects’ circus, they’re laughing while the American doughnut cracks.

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Bullsh*t Democrats ready to hack Trump’s cash swamp, turning the White House into a dodgeball arena.

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Bullsh*t Democrats ready to hack Trump’s cash swamp, turning the White House into a dodgeball arena. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/family-wealth-epstein-vanity-projects-how-democrats-plan #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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