The Straight Version
A farmer in Rebouças, Paraná, was fined R$ 28,500 for poisoning 57 wild birds with toxic corn bait.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being such a miserable sack of waste that you spend your day waging war against innocent jacus. This pathetic excuse for a farmer needs a long, quiet vacation in a jail cell.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10
Imagine being such a miserable sack of waste that you spend your day waging war against innocent jacus.
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Imagine being such a miserable sack of waste that you spend your day waging war against innocent jacus. TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/fazendeiro-multado-em-r-28-5-mil-por #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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