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France holds new strikes and protests as unions demand immediate answers

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·5 Nov, 01:04 pm
France holds new strikes and protests as unions demand immediate answers — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Five French unions launched nationwide strikes and protests demanding immediate government action on economic grievances.

The UNHINGED Take

France is basically just a chronic case of national tantrum-throwing where the baguette brigade lights things on fire every Tuesday because they are allergic to working for a living.

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Reaction GIF for France holds new strikes and protests as unions demand immediate answers

The Bottom Line

PROFESSIONAL WHINING EXPERTS / 10

France is basically just a chronic case of national tantrum-throwing where the baguette brigade lights things on fire every Tuesday because they are allergic to working for a living.

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France is basically just a chronic case of national tantrum-throwing where the baguette brigade lights things on fire every Tuesday because they are allergic to working for a living. PROFESSIONAL WHINING EXPERTS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/france-holds-new-strikes

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