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France's dermatology crisis: Patients desperate for appointments

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 05:34 pm
France's dermatology crisis: Patients desperate for appointments — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Half of French dermatologists retire; 200k skin cancers stay untreated because only 100 new specialists yearly.

The UNHINGED Take

Half French derms choosing pension, letting 200k people gamble on hope. The nation’s skin yields to a cruel lottery of desperation.

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The Bottom Line

CLOSED LOOP / 10

Half French derms choosing pension, letting 200k people gamble on hope.

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