The Straight Version
Students blockaded Paris, Marseille, Rennes schools in smaller protests after two-week break.
The UNHINGED Take
French kids think a pop‑cock break makes them invincible; marching till they can't outrun the teachers. Their remains? A line of dusty brain‑farts between squares.
The Bottom Line
BRIGHT MIND MELTED / 10
French kids think a pop‑cock break makes them invincible; marching till they can't outrun the teachers.
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French kids think a pop‑cock break makes them invincible; marching till they can't outrun the teachers. BRIGHT MIND MELTED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/french-school-protests-resume-on-smaller-scale-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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