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Global stock markets rise as investors continue to bet on AI

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 03:14 am
Global stock markets rise as investors continue to bet on AI — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Asia and Wall Street stocks climb as investors bet on AI's future profits.

The UNHINGED Take

Wall Street's AI fever turns bulls into mindless money‑munching minions; the rest of the world flees for healthier soup. Dilute, intoxicate, loot— that's the biotech broth.

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Wall Street's AI fever turns bulls into mindless money‑munching minions; the rest of the world flees for healthier soup.

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Wall Street's AI fever turns bulls into mindless money‑munching minions; the rest of the world flees for healthier soup. UNCUT AI PROP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/global-stock-markets-rise-as-investors-continue-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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