The Straight Version
US midterms cause AI fears, crashing global tech stocks.
The UNHINGED Take
Investors, cara, turned AI into a circus, midterm politicians parking plans in shady data‑centre playgrounds, while stock prices fall faster than Rio rain. The only jam? A pizza‑decaying chorus of bad deals.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Investors, cara, turned AI into a circus, midterm politicians parking plans in shady data‑centre playgrounds, while stock prices fall faster than Rio rain.
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Investors, cara, turned AI into a circus, midterm politicians parking plans in shady data‑centre playgrounds, while stock prices fall faster than Rio rain. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/global-tech-stocks-plunge-as-us-midterms-add #NZElection2026
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