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Golpe da falsa agente de saúde: mulheres são presas por desviar R$ 25 mil de idosa no Rio

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Folha de S.Paulo·28 Oct, 11:01 am
Golpe da falsa agente de saúde: mulheres são presas por desviar R$ 25 mil de idosa no Rio — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Ingrid Pâmela and Caroline Chagas were arrested for stealing R$ 25,000 from an elderly woman in Guaratiba.

The UNHINGED Take

These pathetic vultures played doctor just to empty a grandmother's bank account. May the cold concrete of Bangu be the only thing they touch for a long, long time.

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ABSOLUTE HUMAN GARBAGE / 10

These pathetic vultures played doctor just to empty a grandmother's bank account.

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