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Greenland parliament approves security deal with US, Denmark

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 06:05 pm
Greenland parliament approves security deal with US, Denmark — Brazil
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Lawmakers vote 16-0 for trilateral agreement signed in September, while seven abstained.

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