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Guinness World Record broken as 53 red cards shown in Brazil under-20 match

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 07:20 am
Guinness World Record broken as 53 red cards shown in Brazil under-20 match — Brazil
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Guinness World Record broken as 53 red cards shown in Brazil under-20 match

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"Guinness World Record broken as 53 red cards shown in Brazil under-20 match" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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"Guinness World Record broken as 53 red cards shown in Brazil under-20 match" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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