The Straight Version
A helicopter carrying six passengers crashed in northern India after departing from the Badrinath pilgrimage site.
The UNHINGED Take
God clearly looked down at that mountain and decided six souls were too many for his commute. Pilgrimage to the afterlife went slightly off schedule for these poor bastards.
The Bottom Line
GRAVITY IS UNDEFEATED / 10
God clearly looked down at that mountain and decided six souls were too many for his commute.
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