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How vulnerable are cryptocurrency platforms?

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 07:19 pm
How vulnerable are cryptocurrency platforms? — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Binance, the world's largest crypto exchange, falls prey to hackers.

The UNHINGED Take

Binance? Mais um pândego de segurança, enquanto hackers se deliciam com moedas; quem achou que era seguro, agora vira carne de caça.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Binance?

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