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Ibovespa tenta sustentar recuperação com Selic a 13,75% e novos balanços no radar

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Estadão·5 Nov, 07:30 am
Ibovespa tenta sustentar recuperação com Selic a 13,75% e novos balanços no radar — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Ibovespa hoje acompanha repercussões da decisão do Copom, balanços do terceiro trimestre, dados da indústria brasileira e decisões de juros no exterior após alta de 1,23% da Bolsa.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Ibovespa tenta sustentar recuperação com Selic a 13,75% e novos balanços no radar: "Ibovespa tenta sustentar recuperação com Selic a 13,75% e novos balanços no radar". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Ibovespa tenta sustentar recuperação com Selic a 13,75% e novos balanços no radar: "Ibovespa tenta sustentar recuperação com Selic a 13,75% e novos balanços no radar".

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