The Straight Version
Dom Antônio Fontinele de Melo was inaugurated as the sixth bishop of the Diocese of Rio Branco.
The UNHINGED Take
Twenty-seven years of the same old dusty ritual. Imagine dragging this medieval drama into the Acre jungle just to act like a glorified landlord for an empty cathedral.
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The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE HALLUCINATION / 10
Twenty-seven years of the same old dusty ritual.
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