The Straight Version
Inema warns of 70 km/h wind gusts on Bahia coast until 10h Friday.
The UNHINGED Take
Inema's sobbing alarm for 70‑kph gusts is as useful as a wet umbrella, while Thiago Barros preaches about trees like he's preaching at the Vatican during a hurricane.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Inema's sobbing alarm for 70‑kph gusts is as useful as a wet umbrella, while Thiago Barros preaches about trees like he's preaching at the Vatican during a hurricane.
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Inema's sobbing alarm for 70‑kph gusts is as useful as a wet umbrella, while Thiago Barros preaches about trees like he's preaching at the Vatican during a hurricane. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/inema-alerta-para-rajadas-de-vento-de-at #NZElect
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