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Israeli settlers savagely attack journalists in occupied West Bank

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·29 Oct, 02:43 am
Israeli settlers savagely attack journalists in occupied West Bank — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Israeli settlers brutally beat three foreign journalists in the West Bank.

The UNHINGED Take

Citizen warriors trade keyboards for machetes, proving violence sells better than journalism. West Bank offers a free reality show, reporters turned canned meat.

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Citizen warriors trade keyboards for machetes, proving violence sells better than journalism.

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