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Justiça determina que grupo cumpra acordo firmado com exportadora de café durante recuperação judicial

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Folha de S.Paulo·30 Oct, 10:21 pm
Justiça determina que grupo cumpra acordo firmado com exportadora de café durante recuperação judicial — Brazil
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Court forces Grupo Franciscini to deliver missing coffee sacks to Manga Coffee creditors.

The UNHINGED Take

Grupo Franciscini raked 4M reais, skimmed 331k sacks, Ecocafé still crying; courts finally yank its sissy coffee‑tax foal.

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Grupo Franciscini raked 4M reais, skimmed 331k sacks, Ecocafé still crying; courts finally yank its sissy coffee‑tax foal.

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