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Kenyan doomsday cult leader given life sentence for murdering 191 people

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 02:46 pm
Kenyan doomsday cult leader given life sentence for murdering 191 people — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Paul Mackenzie ordered his followers to starve their children to death in a forest so they could "meet Jesus".

The UNHINGED Take

Look at Kenyan doomsday cult leader given life sentence for murdering 191 people speedrunning total brain death: "Kenyan doomsday cult leader given life sentence for murdering 191 people". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

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