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Lee Know: Serviço militar chega ao Stray Kids

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Estadão·5 Nov, 07:58 pm
Lee Know: Serviço militar chega ao Stray Kids — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Stray Kids' Lee Know just got drafted into the Brazilian military.

The UNHINGED Take

'The army is us,' they cry while real soldiers rot in Ukraine. Straight cooked muppets parachuting pics for recruitment. Beehive clowns begging for squad photos? Absolute egg — glorified sack.

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'The army is us,' they cry while real soldiers rot in Ukraine.

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