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Lula diz que cumprirá promessas de campanha e que nenhum programa social será extinto

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Estadão·1 Nov, 08:19 pm
Lula diz que cumprirá promessas de campanha e que nenhum programa social será extinto — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Lula promises to keep all promises and no social program will be cut.

The UNHINGED Take

Lula promising no cuts while sprinkling feds over the poor, he’s painting a postcard of shit. He'll drop the ball if the ball drops, so get used to the jibes.

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The Bottom Line

MISGUIDED PRIDE / 10

Lula promising no cuts while sprinkling feds over the poor, he’s painting a postcard of shit.

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Lula promising no cuts while sprinkling feds over the poor, he’s painting a postcard of shit. MISGUIDED PRIDE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/lula-diz-que-cumprir-promessas-de-campanha-e #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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