The Straight Version
Inter Miami slipped to third place after drawing 2-2 with Cincinnati while New England beat the Red Bulls.
The UNHINGED Take
Messi brought his retirement home to Florida just to get mugged by Cincinnati. Watching these overpaid geriatric legends fumble the bag is peak circus entertainment for the masses.
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The Bottom Line
OVERPRICED NURSING HOME / 10
Messi brought his retirement home to Florida just to get mugged by Cincinnati.
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