The Straight Version
A small jet crashed on a Florida street near Mar-a-Lago, killing all nine people on board.
The UNHINGED Take
Sean Duffy calling it a tragedy while the jet turns into a kebab next to the orange deity's golden toilet is the most peak American circus performance imaginable.

The Bottom Line
FLAMING TRASH FIRE / 10
Sean Duffy calling it a tragedy while the jet turns into a kebab next to the orange deity's golden toilet is the most peak American circus performance imaginable.
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Sean Duffy calling it a tragedy while the jet turns into a kebab next to the orange deity's golden toilet is the most peak American circus performance imaginable. FLAMING TRASH FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/nine-killed-as-small-jet-crashes-on-florida #NZElectio
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