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ONG da primeira-dama da Colômbia responde à Justiça sem detalhar uso dos US$ 17 mi doados ao grupo

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Estadão·7 Nov, 06:00 am
ONG da primeira-dama da Colômbia responde à Justiça sem detalhar uso dos US$ 17 mi doados ao grupo — Brazil
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The Straight Version

First lady's NGO returns to justice but doesn't explain the $17M flow.

The UNHINGED Take

Colombian first lady squirreled $17M into a secret vault, then hands it to Justiça like it’s a charity. NGO’s silence? Classic paperwork, no answers, no shame.

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The Bottom Line

ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY / 10

Colombian first lady squirreled $17M into a secret vault, then hands it to Justiça like it’s a charity.

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Colombian first lady squirreled $17M into a secret vault, then hands it to Justiça like it’s a charity. ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/ong-da-primeira-dama-da-col-mbia-responde #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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