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Pequim denuncia 'sabotagem' dos EUA às relações Cuba-China

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Folha de S.Paulo·6 Nov, 09:54 am
Pequim denuncia 'sabotagem' dos EUA às relações Cuba-China — Brazil
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The Straight Version

China slammed US sanctions against companies CEIEC and Beijing H&C for allegedly supplying Cuba's defense sector.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump is playing imperialist whack-a-mole while China cries about sabotage, like two desperate cartels fighting over a sinking, oil-starved shipwreck in the Caribbean.

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GEOPOLITICAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10

Trump is playing imperialist whack-a-mole while China cries about sabotage, like two desperate cartels fighting over a sinking, oil-starved shipwreck in the Caribbean.

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Trump is playing imperialist whack-a-mole while China cries about sabotage, like two desperate cartels fighting over a sinking, oil-starved shipwreck in the Caribbean. GEOPOLITICAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/pequim-denuncia-sabotagem-dos-eua-s-rela-

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