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Polícia recupera 18 cabeças de gado furtadas em fazenda no interior do Tocantins

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Folha de S.Paulo·31 Oct, 07:26 pm
Polícia recupera 18 cabeças de gado furtadas em fazenda no interior do Tocantins — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Police recovered 18 cattle stolen from Araguacema farm, 139 km away in Itaporã, while 4 still missing.

The UNHINGED Take

They cookie‑cut the cattle at 3 a.m., partying 139 km away, then sobered up when chased. Police seized 18, but those 4 still playing hide‑and‑seek with the law.

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They cookie‑cut the cattle at 3 a.m., partying 139 km away, then sobered up when chased.

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They cookie‑cut the cattle at 3 a.m., partying 139 km away, then sobered up when chased. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/pol-cia-recupera-18-cabe-as-de-gado #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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