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Prospera oferece serviços gratuitos em São Pedro da Aldeia neste sábado (07/11)

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Folha de S.Paulo·6 Nov, 03:02 am
Prospera oferece serviços gratuitos em São Pedro da Aldeia neste sábado (07/11) — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Prolagos, Aegea, Enel, and 100 volunteers cram free health, beauty, civic services into São Pedro da Aldeia on Nov 7.

The UNHINGED Take

Prolagos flexing philanthropy like a broken mask, pretending to care while lining Enel’s pockets. Citizens get free sugar‑coated services and a souvenir of corporate ego.

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The Bottom Line

CHEAP SERVE / 10

Prolagos flexing philanthropy like a broken mask, pretending to care while lining Enel’s pockets.

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