The Straight Version
Protesters burst into a Microsoft data centre in Amsterdam, burning the power.
The UNHINGED Take
Microsoft's pixel mafias swirl on icy servers, drownin’ the city in too‑cool tears; protestors wield spears like pissed‑off bakers, ignitin’ chaos.
The Bottom Line
GROSSLY CELLULOID / 10
Microsoft's pixel mafias swirl on icy servers, drownin’ the city in too‑cool tears; protestors wield spears like pissed‑off bakers, ignitin’ chaos.
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