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Russian strikes cut power to thousands in Ukraine as Kherson ceasefire to end

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·1 Nov, 07:48 pm
Russian strikes cut power to thousands in Ukraine as Kherson ceasefire to end — Brazil
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The Straight Version

A rare humanitarian ceasefire has allowed civilians to evacuate the Russian-occupied city of Oleshky.

The UNHINGED Take

"Russian strikes cut power to thousands in Ukraine as Kherson ceasefire to end" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Russian strikes cut power to thousands in Ukraine as Kherson ceasefire to end" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Russian strikes cut power to thousands in Ukraine as Kherson ceasefire to end" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/russian-strikes-cut-power-to-thousands-in-ukraine #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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