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Seis homens são presos após invasão de residência; armas e drogas são apreendidas em Iguaba Grande

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Folha de S.Paulo·1 Nov, 01:40 am
Seis homens são presos após invasão de residência; armas e drogas são apreendidas em Iguaba Grande — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Six armed men invaded a home in Iguaba Grande, thwarted, and seized with drugs and weapons.

The UNHINGED Take

They hit the house with a pimp’s armory and imagine being in a thieves’ market, but official fire trucks did a 'kiss and make it legal'—pocketed 138 cocaine pins, 70 bullets, and a $50 stash.

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They hit the house with a pimp’s armory and imagine being in a thieves’ market, but official fire trucks did a 'kiss and make it legal'—pocketed 138 cocaine pins, 70 bullets, and a $50 stash.

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They hit the house with a pimp’s armory and imagine being in a thieves’ market, but official fire trucks did a 'kiss and make it legal'—pocketed 138 cocaine pins, 70 bullets, and a $50 stash. CERTIFIED SHIZAM OLE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/seis-homens-s-o-presos-

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