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Sete candidatos e 5 partidos de MT não entregam contas de campanhas eleitorais e são intimados pela Justiça eleitoral

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Folha de S.Paulo·5 Nov, 07:58 pm
Sete candidatos e 5 partidos de MT não entregam contas de campanhas eleitorais e são intimados pela Justiça eleitoral — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Seven candidates and five parties in Mato Grosso failed to submit campaign finance records before deadlines.

The UNHINGED Take

Jecimar Ferreira and his DC boss still hid cash, thinking they’d escape taxes. TRE-MT says show numbers or get zapped like a bat.

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The Bottom Line

MONEY MUSH / 10

Jecimar Ferreira and his DC boss still hid cash, thinking they’d escape taxes.

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